"When you're done with that I need you to mow the lawn."
I think your diaper needs changing.
You should try Pilates?
"It's only fair. He has a man cave."
Submitted by Lawrence Wood,
"I come here to brood."
Submitted by Don Symons,
Santa Barbara, Calif.
"After the kids moved out, the tree house was just too big."
Submitted by Richard Hine,
New York, N.Y.
"With the kids gone, I think it's time we move to a statue's armpit in the city."